Friday, February 20, 2009

The army is here. I thought help was here at last, but all they did was hastily erect a wall to keep us all trapped inside this hellhole. They patrol the outside perimeter, automatic firearms in hand. They’re not going to let us out. They have no problem with letting people into Kijuju, but anyone who even thinks about climbing over that wall... well, may they rest in peace. They’re not here to help us; they’re here to contain us. They hope they can just trap us inside and watch us destroy ourselves.

I can’t even look outside my window anymore, let alone bring up the courage to venture outside. I still know what’s going on. I know because the blood-curdling screams of victims being murdered ring in my ears every day. Then I hear the cheers of that wild mob, and I know another one of us – a human – has been lost. I try to block out those sounds, the kind where you know flesh is being ripped apart and bones are being crushed. They chill me to the very core!

And the army doesn’t do a damn thing. They just stand guard outside their wall hoping we stop being a problem for them. I can’t trust the government anymore.

Please, if you’re reading this, don’t give me any more advice. Help me! Tell anyone you know who works for a newspaper or something to report on the madness here. You have to get the word out! If you know someone who has a friend who works for some government agency, tell them! Let them know that there are still good people in Kijuju – people who need to be rescued! We need help now! Send the army, the air force, or even N.A.S.A.! Please, if you’ve ever felt anything for your fellow man, now is the time to act! Please!

28 comments:

  1. Sounds like you're up Shits Creek with a turd for a paddle.

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  2. well lock yourself in your house and make sure you move those conviently placed bookcases in front of the windows and doors, but those really dont hold up too well for that long so idk bro. if you can hold out till March 13th im sure theyll send someone in by then

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  3. Though you had told that don’t give you any advice, while you can’t just totally depend on others. You have to survive on your own with your potential formidable survival skills, before the reinforcement get there and rescue you…My advice is to collect any useful tool and item, set up a unity of normal human and stay with them.

    I will tell anyone who I encounter about the situation in Kijuju, per your request. Help is on the way! Just hold on there.

    Good luck!

    PS: How about your princess, Allyson now ? :)

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  4. I tried to get in touch with some people, Chris something-or-other, but all I got was his voice mail. I left a message, but the next day I got this slick-sounding guy, name started with a "T", can't remember offhand, and the fella told me to keep my nose out of things that aren't my business.

    The nerve!

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  5. Adam, do like Calags98 said, wait untill March 13 and I'm sure someone will get there to help! Just don't die. Be sure to lock yourself in and find anything you can use as a weapon to keep with you at all times. I'll let others know of the horrors going on in Kijuju!

    Take care!

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  7. Adam...let's face it, you're shit out of luck. So, do what any other man would do in this situation -- get some ass. You got a hot blonde locked up in your house and you're worried about people dying outside? Who gives a shit, pretend you're living in south Philadelphia.

    Go get 'em, Tiger.

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  8. Don't give up Adam. It's weird how everyone started acting strange all of the sudden.. Maybe there's something in the alcohol?!

    Just kidding Adam, thought I freaked you out for a long second LOL.

    Oh and by the way, did you ever happen to hear what happened here in the states about that airport incident? It was so long ago but just terrible!

    Take care and update us A.S.A.P.

    CarlosXD

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  9. By the way, have you heard about that big balls-up that happened a few years back in the Midwest US, in Raccoon City?

    I used to live there, I moved out after the whole S.T.A.R.S. fiasco 'cause I got busted by Officer Branagh once on a DUI and met Officer Valentine. If anyone had their head on straight no matter what she would. So maybe I took her story a little too serious, from what I heard there was a seriously screwed-up disease going on and eventually the risk of breaking quarantine got the Army into action.

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  10. Wow, nice quarantine the Army got going there, they won't let anyone out, but still you can go frolicking round the internet posting all your shiznit stories about crazy fuckers killing people and dead dogs everywhere.

    And all of you who are failing to pretend this blog is real, y'all gone wrong. Reynard Fisher (turban guy) already died, so the game's events have already taken place. Meaning, Kijuju don't get blown up, just Chris and Sheva go genocide crazy on the town then onto somewhere else.

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  11. Can't help you because..........................
    .....................................................................I am.........................
    .....................................going.......
    ......................................................................................................................to kill you.

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  12. "Please, if you’re reading this, don’t give me any more advice. Help me!"

    Oh fantastic, you were great ignoring advice in the entire leadup to this clusterfuck, glad to see you haven't changed your ways.

    Btw, here's a pic of your girlfriend dead:
    http://www.jeuxactu.com/screenshots-full-478487-35433-6-5-13.html

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  13. Adam, stay indoors. Do NOT leave your place unless you want to get decapitated.

    I've managed to contact the North American Branch of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance (B.S.A.A)

    They are sending a team into the quarantined area to evacuate any survivors.

    I will also be their radio support, so do not leave your place and barricade yourself in.

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  14. Spread the word? Lol, word of mouth advertising RE5.

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  16. Wanna see people's head exlplode?Then stay with Allyson,dude~

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  17. I hate to say it, but you're screwed. Sounds like you can't do shit.

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  18. You gotta shoot em' in the head!

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  19. Do Allyson. She is soon going bananas.

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  20. Blair's got a good point, though I'd prefer to be trapped with Jill...

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  21. "Well, I can not help much if you do not accept advice but try to talk to the officers say that you are the victim of all the contrast you're waiting for death ..."

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  22. Opalure
    does Trent sound familiar
    Adam seriously arm urself with anything and kick some none human ass when they bust in ur home

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  23. If you get the chance to go outside, grab as many of those green and reds herbs growing around the area. Mix them together and break them up until they become a fine, powdery substance. Place that powder into a spray can or a similar container. If you're attacked, spray the herbal mix on yourself and Allyson. That'll keep you going for a little while longer.

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  24. Yeah that was my bad, sorry Adam. I actually did believe that contacting the government would help you...I MEAN who honestly would have thought that all the government would do would be to barricade the area? That's just mind puzzling.....I mean, I tried to help out some friends of mine when we were at Raccoon City. And go figure when I called the government they....umm...well...they did the same thing with the barricade.....yeah....

    Sorry chap. It's been nice knowing you.

    From,

    Mr. $miley

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  25. @afroreo1369

    Are there any yellow herbs around to combine with the red and green herbs?

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  26. Sorry Adam, but she has been turned into a hideous Ubororos monster. Don't worry, she was put out of her misery quickly by Chris and Sheva.

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